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Pre-Purchase Due Diligence · Sub-$1M Deals · Real Numbers

I overpaid by $150,000 for a small business. Now I make sure you don't.

Burned Once reads your seller's sales packet and financials the way I finally read mine: after the wire cleared. Deal workups and live deal calls for buyers, before you sign.

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My own deal, June 2024. The short version
$450,000
What I paid. $1,000 over asking.
≈ $300,000
What the documents in my own folder said it was worth.
5 days
From meeting the sellers to a signed purchase agreement.
$750
What the checks that would have caught everything cost.

The bank approved it. The SBA guaranteed it. Nobody checked whether it was a good deal, because that was never anyone's job but mine. The full anatomy, with receipts →

The founding mistake

Every number on this site comes from my own deal

In 2024 I bought a mobile oil-change business with an SBA loan. I'd built and sold a company before. I'd been a director in corporate software. I'd been searching for a year. And I still paid $450,000 for a business whose honest earning power, documented in the seller's own tax returns, supported a price around $300,000.

The proof wasn't hidden. It was sitting in paperwork I already had before closing, waiting for someone to spend one afternoon reading it properly, and spending $750 on a truck inspection. I didn't. Emotion doesn't argue with your judgment. It replaces it, and it feels exactly like confidence.

I published the entire post-mortem: the claimed earnings vs. the tax returns, the $55,000 truck that appeared on none of the seller's filings, the customer list I couldn't see until after I'd paid, and the six checks that would have caught all of it. It's the most detailed public teardown of a small business purchase you'll find, because it's exactly what I do for buyers now.

READ THE FULL POST-MORTEM →

Why buyers get burned

Everyone at your closing table has a job. Protecting you isn't one of them.

PersonWho they protect
The brokerThe seller
The bankThe loan
The SBAThe bank
The seller's financialsThe seller's story
Burned OnceThe buyer. That's the whole job.
Work with me

Read it or talk it through. Either way, it's your actual deal on the table.

Send me the deal you're actually looking at: the sales packet, financials, tax returns, whatever the broker gave you. I read it the way I should have read mine.

Deal Workup

The document
$299
DELIVERED IN 3 BUSINESS DAYS
  • Red-flag report on your sales packet & seller financials
  • Claimed numbers rebuilt from the tax returns
  • The exact questions to ask before you sign
  • How your deal benchmarks against real comps
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Deal Call

The conversation
$400
45–60 MIN · 4 SLOTS PER WEEK
  • Live, rapid-fire review of your deal
  • Show up with your sales packet and your deadline. That's the whole ask.
  • Operator judgment, not a checklist
  • Only 4 slots a week. Book early, the price only goes up from here.
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LAUNCH PRICING · EVERY ENGAGEMENT IS ME PERSONALLY, NOT A TEMPLATE · IF YOUR DEAL IS CLEAN, THE REPORT SAYS SO

How a workup works

Three days from "here's my deal" to "here's the truth"

01

Send the file

Pay, then forward what the broker gave you: the sales packet, financial statements, tax returns, asset list. The clock starts when the documents land.

02

I do what I skipped

Rebuild the earnings from the returns. Cross the asset list against the depreciation schedules. Find what the annual totals are smoothing over.

03

You decide with open eyes

Red-flag report, the questions to ask, and where the price should actually sit. Walk, negotiate, or proceed, but on purpose this time.

The Deal Call

Four slots a week. Bring your deal.

One fixed block on my calendar, capped on purpose. I run a business too, which is the point of asking me. Pick a slot below; payment happens right in the booking.

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Who you're hiring

Operator. Acquirer. Burned once.

I'm Matt. I've built a construction-trades business from nothing and sold it. I've owned online businesses. I spent eight years climbing the corporate ladder to become a director at a tech company. I've bought businesses, sold a business, and overpaid for a business. And I run that last one profitably today, which is how I can show you its books.

That mix is the service: I've sat in your chair, the seller's chair, and the operator's chair. When I read a seller's sales packet, I'm not scoring it against a checklist. I'm asking the question nobody at your closing table is paid to ask: would I buy this, at this price, with my own money? I answered that question wrong once with $450,000 of my own money. You get the version of me that exists now.

The receipts
  • 2014 · Built and sold a landscape construction company
  • 8 yrs · Climbed to a director-level software role
  • 2024 · Bought a mobile service business (SBA 7a)
  • 2025 · Grew it past the sellers' best year ever. The first full year after purchase.
  • $150K · What skipping diligence cost me, documented publicly
  • Nº 001 · The post-mortem, every number sourced
Free: The Six-Check Worksheet

You know the six checks. Here's the fillable version for your deal.

You just read what caught me. This is the actual template, the same six checks built as a worksheet: drop in your numbers, tax returns, and asset list, and see what the article showed you, but running on your deal instead of mine.

YOU'LL ALSO GET THE DEAL TEARDOWNS: REAL SALES PACKETS, REAL RED FLAGS, NO SPAM, UNSUBSCRIBE WHENEVER

Fair questions

Asked and answered

Why should I trust you over a big accounting firm?
You mostly shouldn't have to choose. Firms like that don't take engagements at this deal size, which is exactly why this service exists. If your deal is $2M+, hire one; I'll say the same on a call. Below that, your options are software checklists, a $10K course, or someone who has actually bought, run, sold, and overpaid for businesses reading your specific deal. I published a full teardown of my own purchase so you can judge the work before paying for it.
What if my deal is actually good?
Then the workup says so, and you get to close with confidence instead of hope. Roughly the best outcome there is. I have no incentive to kill your deal: I'm not charging a percentage and I don't get paid more for drama. The report calls it the way the documents call it.
Is this a replacement for a lawyer or accountant?
No. You still want a lawyer on the purchase agreement and an accountant at tax time. This is the layer nobody assigns: reading the seller's numbers like a buyer-side operator before you're committed. I'll also tell you when something needs a professional's deeper look. That's part of the judgment you're paying for.
How fast can you turn it around? I'm on a tight deadline.
Workups deliver in 3 business days from when your documents land. If the clock is tighter than that, book a Deal Call: same week, and we'll triage the biggest risks live. Mention the deadline when you book.
What do you need from me?
Whatever the broker gave you: the sales packet, financial statements, tax returns if you have them, the asset list, the purchase agreement draft if you're that far. Don't have all of it? That's a finding in itself. Part of the workup is the list of what you should demand and what it means if you can't get it.
Burned once. Never again.

The median U.S. small business sells for about what I paid. Most buyers are first-timers. Nobody at the table is protecting them. If you're mid-deal right now, don't be my sequel.