Burned Once reads your seller's sales packet and financials the way I finally read mine: after the wire cleared. Deal workups and live deal calls for buyers, before you sign.
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The bank approved it. The SBA guaranteed it. Nobody checked whether it was a good deal, because that was never anyone's job but mine. The full anatomy, with receipts →
In 2024 I bought a mobile oil-change business with an SBA loan. I'd built and sold a company before. I'd been a director in corporate software. I'd been searching for a year. And I still paid $450,000 for a business whose honest earning power, documented in the seller's own tax returns, supported a price around $300,000.
I published the entire post-mortem: the claimed earnings vs. the tax returns, the $55,000 truck that appeared on none of the seller's filings, the customer list I couldn't see until after I'd paid, and the six checks that would have caught all of it. It's the most detailed public teardown of a small business purchase you'll find, because it's exactly what I do for buyers now.
| Person | Who they protect |
|---|---|
| The broker | The seller |
| The bank | The loan |
| The SBA | The bank |
| The seller's financials | The seller's story |
| Burned Once | The buyer. That's the whole job. |
Send me the deal you're actually looking at: the sales packet, financials, tax returns, whatever the broker gave you. I read it the way I should have read mine.
LAUNCH PRICING · EVERY ENGAGEMENT IS ME PERSONALLY, NOT A TEMPLATE · IF YOUR DEAL IS CLEAN, THE REPORT SAYS SO
Pay, then forward what the broker gave you: the sales packet, financial statements, tax returns, asset list. The clock starts when the documents land.
Rebuild the earnings from the returns. Cross the asset list against the depreciation schedules. Find what the annual totals are smoothing over.
Red-flag report, the questions to ask, and where the price should actually sit. Walk, negotiate, or proceed, but on purpose this time.
One fixed block on my calendar, capped on purpose. I run a business too, which is the point of asking me. Pick a slot below; payment happens right in the booking.
I'm Matt. I've built a construction-trades business from nothing and sold it. I've owned online businesses. I spent eight years climbing the corporate ladder to become a director at a tech company. I've bought businesses, sold a business, and overpaid for a business. And I run that last one profitably today, which is how I can show you its books.
That mix is the service: I've sat in your chair, the seller's chair, and the operator's chair. When I read a seller's sales packet, I'm not scoring it against a checklist. I'm asking the question nobody at your closing table is paid to ask: would I buy this, at this price, with my own money? I answered that question wrong once with $450,000 of my own money. You get the version of me that exists now.
You just read what caught me. This is the actual template, the same six checks built as a worksheet: drop in your numbers, tax returns, and asset list, and see what the article showed you, but running on your deal instead of mine.
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The median U.S. small business sells for about what I paid. Most buyers are first-timers. Nobody at the table is protecting them. If you're mid-deal right now, don't be my sequel.
Disclaimer: I'm not a lawyer or an accountant, and I'm not licensed as either. Nothing on this site, in a workup, or on a Deal Call is legal, tax, or investment advice, and using this service doesn't create an attorney-client or accountant-client relationship. My opinions come from the documents you send me and my own experience buying, running, and selling businesses, not from a professional license. Always use a licensed attorney for your purchase agreement and a licensed accountant or CPA for your taxes and financial review.
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